OVERVIEW

The FPM team is one plagued by an inordinate amount of lofty aspirations, none more important than our goal to entertain as many people as possible via this here Interweb.  We're constantly seeking talented people who share the same vision.

Because of our drive to claim as much Internet real estate as possible, it's not unusual for us to fill positions before they're offered publicly.  We prefer to openly recruit talented people whose work we've grown to admire... sometimes creating new opportunities just to bring them on board.

So to put it bluntly: It's not often that we post job opportunities on this website.  However, we can't stress this fact enough: The door is never shut if the right person comes knocking.  To the right are two doors that are always open... if you see a threshold you dare to bring your ambitious ass across, please don't hesitate to contact us here:

contributors@fatpenguinmedia.com

POTENTIAL CONTRIBUTORS - CURRENT TITLES

You've seen one of our sites, and you think hiring you as a contributor would make it a more entertaining web destination.  Well, we need proof.  Send us a few examples of original, exclusive content you would post on the site if you were hired, along plenty of information about yourself.  Also, a buttload of links to previously published web work wouldn't hurt.  (Self-published material is more than okay... it's actually preferred.)

POTENTIAL CONTRIBUTORS - FUTURE TITLES

There's an entertaining website you want to be a part of, but there's just one small problem: It doesn't actually exist.  Why not pitch it to us?  We've got the basic resources (coders, designers) to create the site, and the intangibles (drive, experience) to make it a successful one.